Calm Down, Kids. The World Isn't Ending in 12 Years.
Climate change scaremongers have been telling you that we have to pass laws, raise taxes, stop eating hamburgers or we're doomed in twelve years. First of all, here in the USA, as a nation, we have the cleanest air this side of heaven. Even if the USA abandoned all fossil fuels and we went back to horse and buggies, it wouldn't even make a dent in the amount of greenhouse gasses being released into the earth's atmosphere by China and India. Al Gore is trying to hood wink us into giving him 15 TRILLION DOLLARS so he can fix the planet. All these alarming doomsday predictions of humans destroying the earth so that we can have a better quality of life are all just lies. When we're all forced to walk or ride horses, and not allowed to use air conditioning, the brainless bartender, AOC, will still be jet setting around the planet in luxury and riding around in fossil fuel vehicles, and enjoying all the spoils of your tax dollars. Al Gore will be living in one of his air conditioned mansions. The leftist news reporters will be in their lofty air conditioned towers and all over the news waves telling us how great socialism is. Before you fall for the sales pitch of socialism, you might want to look at its bloody history. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING even comes close to the bloody body count that's been amassed by socialism. ...and that's really what climate change is all about, socialism. Climate change is just socialism in disguise. Millions of millenials have been duped into falling for the climate change hoax. Look at AOC. She's an avowed socialist, what's she always screeching about? The Green New Deal and if we don't blindly follow, then we're all doomed in twelve years. The Green New Deal would work out something like this; after you study hard, go to college, get a career, then all the money that you make from the fruit of your labor will go to the state. ...then twelve years from now, guess what? The earth and the atmosphere will be just like it is today. If we don't fall for the green deal, then guess what? Twelve years from now, the earth and the atmosphere will be just like it is today. Warm and pleasant and perfect for us humans to pursue our dreams. It's the same atmosphere that was here 500 years ago, and it'll be this way 500 years from now. The climate has been changing since the very beginning millions of years ago. It's never going to stop changing. We've had ice ages, and tropical ages. Half of the USA was once under the ocean. How do we know this? Fossils that have been unearthed of fish, millions of sea-shells, and prehistoric sea monsters in the middle of the desert. The climate will never stop changing. It's quite arrogant of Al Gore to claim that he can stop the climate from changing. Face it, the Earth's climate can be very violent. There's heat waves, cold spells, tornadoes, hurricanes, and floods. Those things have always been here, and they always will be here, and there's not a thing that man can do to stop it or to even change it. So stop worrying about the weather, focus on your life, your studies and education and pursuing your dreams in the most prosperous, fairest, greatest nation on the planet. Opportunities for a great life abound, and it doesn't matter what color you are. There's no privilege for any color. Some people are born into privilege, some aren't. That's how every nation in the history of mankind has been. It's UP TO YOU, to make the most of what you do have. Being born in the USA automatically puts you way ahead of the rest of the world. So relax, stop worrying, the climate change hoax is really just a terrible monster in disguise, and for starters, the socialists want almost all your money. Don't fall for it. For some fun reading, check out the ash heap of failed climate doomsday predictions for a nice gut laugh.
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